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June 1, 2009

10 pairings I obeserved or experienced at the Super Walmart.

1. Short-shorts and cellulite
2. Chewing gum and toothlessness
3. Sushi and lite beer
4. Old lady buying a six-pack or Ensure and a single banana and paying with a check
5. Hair spray and bangs
6. Tramp stamps and stretchmarks
7. Lonely women and 50 lb bags of cat food
8. Black SUVs and near-death experiences in the parking lot
9. Disposable diapers and cheap wine
10. Fried chicken and diet soda
Listed by My Daily List at Monday, June 01, 2009
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12 comments:

  1. MOTHER TESCHJune 1, 2009 at 8:53 PM

    I was jonesing due to Earl's Out of Order Day.
    Then you came with the Walmart....I always shop there for cat food...

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  2. MOTHER TESCHJune 1, 2009 at 8:58 PM

    Whoops! What I meant to say was Ensure is on sale this week at Walmart....

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  3. paul bitzanJune 1, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    Not that they are in any way related, but...

    11. Cheap garden tools and Mexicans.

    Muay apologetico!

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  4. Big Mark 243June 1, 2009 at 11:07 PM

    The weird thing, I went to Wal Mart today, and experience EVERY SINGLE ONE of this top ten (eleven)!

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  5. Kelly AnnJune 1, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    I didn't realize that Walmart was sophisticated enough for sushi! :)

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  6. AnonymousJune 2, 2009 at 7:52 AM

    And funny thing about it...as the world of business crumbles around us........Walmart and McDonalds are big "Chiefs".

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  7. DouglasDyerJune 2, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    Was this list supposed to make me horny? Please say yes.

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  8. AnonymousJune 2, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    Hilarious. And totally true. I used to go to a Walmart around 10:30pm when I got off work. I never knew what I would see. This list is a fair example!

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  9. mydailylistJune 2, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    Mom: You might check out DDyer's comment - a love connection maybe?

    Earl: If Father Tesch is still in the picture, sorry for trying to help you Mom hook-up.

    Big Mark: That is the secret of their success. Every Walmart is the same so you can go to any of them and know what to expect.

    Lady Sarcasm: I had a #3 for dinner. My edemame salad had "mountain" listed in the ingredients. I don't know what that means but I hope it's not Asian slang for "I scratch myself".

    Anon: This Walmart has a McDonalds inside of it.

    DDyer: If this list gets you going, you should subscribe to "Sushi and Stretchmark Enthusists" - all the pictures are B&W but it still works.

    Michael: Poor taste never sleeps - or brushes its teeth.

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  10. SkipJune 3, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    Yikes. I'm glad I don't have a WalMart near me.

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  11. AnonymousJune 7, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    Wow...and I've seen these all at our local WalMart, too!

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  12. Jerry KJune 7, 2009 at 7:21 PM

    I always leave Wal-Mart with a case of E. Coli and Legionairre's Disease.

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