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June 21, 2009

5 Father's Day gifts for Jon Gosselin

1.  Duct Tape
2.  Bose Acoustic Noise Canceling Headphones
3.  8 macaroni pictures depicting a cow repeatedly kicking a bull in the testicles
4.  A bottle of chloroform, a basement hidey-hole, a load of bricks, and mortar
5.  A place in the Witness Protection Program (oh, what he has witnessed.)


  1. LOL! You never fail to greatly amuse me. ;)

  2. Number 3 cracked me up. Although it is technically incorrect since his testicles are in a jar locked in Kate's glove compartment.

  3. WONDERFUL as always. I have never watched that show, yet I knew who you were talking about and got the jokes, because those people, like God and Paris Hilton, seem to be EVERYWHERE!

  4. Sounds like a good list even for Mother's Day.

  5. One word for that dude: Vasectomy.