1. Duct Tape
2. Bose Acoustic Noise Canceling Headphones
3. 8 macaroni pictures depicting a cow repeatedly kicking a bull in the testicles
4. A bottle of chloroform, a basement hidey-hole, a load of bricks, and mortar
5. A place in the Witness Protection Program (oh, what he has witnessed.)
2. Bose Acoustic Noise Canceling Headphones
3. 8 macaroni pictures depicting a cow repeatedly kicking a bull in the testicles
4. A bottle of chloroform, a basement hidey-hole, a load of bricks, and mortar
5. A place in the Witness Protection Program (oh, what he has witnessed.)
LOL! You never fail to greatly amuse me. ;)
ReplyDeleteNumber 3 cracked me up. Although it is technically incorrect since his testicles are in a jar locked in Kate's glove compartment.
ReplyDeleteWONDERFUL as always. I have never watched that show, yet I knew who you were talking about and got the jokes, because those people, like God and Paris Hilton, seem to be EVERYWHERE!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good list even for Mother's Day.
ReplyDeleteOne word for that dude: Vasectomy.
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