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June 20, 2009

10 more Barry Manilow facts

1 - 10 available here.

11. Olympic figure skating costumes are sad because they could have been born as a blazer for Manilow's Vegas show.
12. Every time Ryan Seacrest says "American Idol" he owes Manilow $20.
13. In the late 1970s, the Einstein Foundation briefly changed the Theory of Relativity to Excitement = Manilow X Copacabana squared.
14. If Manilow went back in time to Berlin, 1940, even Hitler would love him.
15. Manilow cannot grow facial hair since his follicles refuse to cover his beauty.
16. When Manilow sunbathes in the nude, the sun blocks its own UVB rays.
17. Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds in actually Manilow's sweat.
18. It was once thought that Manilow could not fart, but he did once. The resulting sound sold one million copies.
19. Manilow is not allowed in Burger King because his way is either gold or platinum.
20. During the height of our finanical crisis, Barack Obama briefly considered converting the US to a Manilow-based currency. While this would have resulted in an immediate rebound, our currency would have been so valuable that every other economy would have crashed.


  1. 21. He wrote the Psalms that make the whole world pray.

  2. LMAO @ Earl!!!

    Anyway, my mom wears White Diamonds, wait till I tell her about this.

  3. Hee hee!
    Does this mean there are going to be facts #21-30?

  4. Can one ever enumerate the full glory of Manilow?