1. Document shredding
2. Groomer
3. With their propensity for large litters, reality show star on TLC
4. Tuna boat captain
5. Professional vomit artist (creating mixed media masterpieces with hair and half-digested kibble)
6. Waiter in a French restaurant (they're sort of stuck-up)
2. Groomer
3. With their propensity for large litters, reality show star on TLC
4. Tuna boat captain
5. Professional vomit artist (creating mixed media masterpieces with hair and half-digested kibble)
6. Waiter in a French restaurant (they're sort of stuck-up)
So true!
ReplyDeleteMine could do some of those too... especially 4 and 5.
These are all very possible career opportunities. It would be nice if they could bring some money into the house. They have the skils, why not put them to use!
ReplyDeleteI long for a dog list.......you forgot about the scarecrow's allergies.
ReplyDeleteYeah, and furniture-distresser. There's a chance that frayed couches will come into style at some point, right?
ReplyDeleteHow about personal trainers for dogs? You could get them jogging in front of my dog who needs some exercise - he'd chase them as long as they'd run! I LOVE the French waiter idea!
ReplyDeletePets of all sorts need to pick it up and start bringing home the bacon. Dogs though? Do they really have any skills besides peeing on the carpet. Maybe they could be door-to-door carpet cleaners salesdogs. Instead of pouring ketchup on the carpet for their demos, they can just lift their legs.
ReplyDeleteThat does it, you narrow minded pussy-cat lover!
ReplyDeleteMr. Blogmeister, I have read two days worth of cat scat. During the second one they had to call 911 due to my breathless attack of asthma. I have tolerated your beliefs with a pleasant nature.
You could give a dog lover the same respect.
You are now, officially, on MY LIST.