Step one: Get cat
Step two: Purchase feline toothbrush and dentifrice.
Step three: Hold cat's head firmly and use toothbrush to gently coax mouth open.
Step four: Clean and bandage wounds.
Step five: Wrap cat in a large towel so that only it's head is expose.
Step six: Hold cat's head firmly and use toothbrush to gently coax mouth open.
Step seven: Clean and bandage wounds.
Step eight: Gently hit cat in head with a hammer.
Step nine: Clean and bandage wounds.
Step ten: Ignore ridiculous suggestion that you should brush your cat's teeth.
Step two: Purchase feline toothbrush and dentifrice.
Step three: Hold cat's head firmly and use toothbrush to gently coax mouth open.
Step four: Clean and bandage wounds.
Step five: Wrap cat in a large towel so that only it's head is expose.
Step six: Hold cat's head firmly and use toothbrush to gently coax mouth open.
Step seven: Clean and bandage wounds.
Step eight: Gently hit cat in head with a hammer.
Step nine: Clean and bandage wounds.
Step ten: Ignore ridiculous suggestion that you should brush your cat's teeth.
I look forward to the 'how to give your rottweiler a suppository' entry.
ReplyDeleteI HAVE ALLERGIES WHEN IN THE COMPANY OF THE FELINE PERSUASION.
ReplyDeleteALSO,I SNEEZE WHEN CATS ARE AROUND.
I gave up on trying to groom my cats after they scratched to shreds the gloves I was wearing to protect myself while I bathed them.
ReplyDeleteHusbands: Rottweilers have teeth back there?
ReplyDeleteScarecrow: Most feline allergies are due to gingivitis so a good brushing would help.
Liggy: Bathing cats is not very effective unless you shave them as well. Then it's just a matter of wiping them down.
LOL! That's not a bad idea (shaving them)...ah, but what's to cuddle if the fur is shaved down?
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on adding a pet Persian cat to your family! Persian cats are likely the most gentle and friendly of all the cat breeds and can bring years of enjoyment and companionship to your family. Here are some tips and general information on the care and feeding of your new pet to get your relationship off to a good start. When you bring your pet Persian home, give it some time to explore. This is a good opportunity to determine which rooms your cat will be allowed to prowl, if you do not intend to let it have free reign of your home. It is much easier to close off those rooms now than to try to retrain your cat later. If you have other pets in the house, it is best to introduce them one at a time, after your cat has had a chance to look around and get comfortable with its new surroundings. persian cat grooming
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