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June 24, 2009

6 words that are problematic for rednecks and other simple folk.

1.  Interred (Don't worry, Gramma is buried in dirt, not poop.)
2.  Liberally (Go ahead and apply your genital wart cream liberally.  It doesn't make you a Socialist.)
3.  Rubbery (It's not one of them fancy spas where they massage you.)
4.  Levitate  (Nope, not a book of the Old Testament.)
5.  Intern (Has nothing to do with a NASCAR track.)
6.  Condiment (They're good on a hot dog but they don't keep her from being barefoot and pregnant.)

1 comment:

  1. I'm gonna have to test it with my husband...Just kidding!