1. Took up smoking, bought the patch, quit the habit.
2. Enrolled in Intro to American Government course at the University of Alaska Southeast. Dropped out.
3. Join gym, worked out once, stopped going.
4. Join Columbia House music club, bought required CDs, canceled membership
5. Watched "Brokeback Mountain" and is convinced she could quit Jake Gyllenhaal.
July 30, 2009
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Bravo! This is wonderful. Now let's hope she quits trying to get in the spotlight. The one she claims to be avoiding.
ReplyDeleteI don't know... that's an awful lot to try to live up to, if I were ever to choose her as a role model or anything. Good thing the chances of that happening are similar to a snowball's chance in hell.
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