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March 16, 2009

An empirical analysis of The Rachael Ray Show

In an effort to be fair to Rachael Ray, I watched her program today and here is what I learned:

1. 3 great recipes! all of which involved buying lunch meats and cheese and using a Rachael Ray branded panini pan or the Griddler available at Kohls.
2. Ten minutes of discussing my first period. Well, not mine so much since I'm a dude, but ladies you're supposed to be telling your girlfriends about 'it' whether they want to know or not. Go ahead, discuss. I'll wait.
3. Sex and the City (because everyone is dying for information about it.)
4. wowowow.com? I'm not sure but I think it's a support group for botox addicts.
5. Salad-a-ghetti. How did no one ever think to combine a a traditional dinner salad and spaghetti and meatballs? You're going to end up pooping it all out together anyway so why not make a trough of your dinner plate?


  1. 1. Are you on your way to Kohls?
    2. It's a girl thing.
    3. Meh.
    4. That was scary!
    5. For this reason alone, I don't do Italian.

  2. Me-Me, if #4 was scary I take it you saw that woman! She looked like she was being PhotoShopped in real-time.