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April 8, 2009

8 euphamisms for constipation

1. What can't brown do for you?
2. Traffic is tied up on the out-bound toll-way.
3. My inbox is full.
4. Cool Hand Luke
5. My hard-drive is all backed-up.
6. One too many clowns in the clown car
7. Library book's a week overdue
8. The castaways have yet to leave the island

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