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April 6, 2009

Exactly who was in the audience of Fast and Furious record-setting opening weekend.

40% people who use toothpicks as a fashion accessory.
28% people with well established mullets.
10% people who thought they were seeing Race to Witch Mountain (and never knew the difference.)
21% America's tattooed masses.
1% George Bush and his security team.

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