5 questions we can add to the Citizenship Test to insure that the Gitmo terrorists don't infiltrate our ranks once Obama releases them.

1. As a US citizen, which of the following activities would you consider to be a pursuit of happiness?
A) Blowing up like a greasy balloon on a diet of fast food and carbonated beverages.
B) Blowing up airplanes.

2. If you had to limit your diet for the rest of your life, which would you prefer?
A) Hot dogs, apple pie, and Southern fried chicken
B) Baba ghannouj, tabouleh, and chicken shwarma

3) If citizenship came with a complimentary magazine subscription, which would you select?
A) Playboy
B) Beneath the Burka

4. If you were a cowboy, what would you holler as you ride off on your horse into the sunset?
A) YEE HAAAAAWW!!!!!
B) AI YAI YAI YAI YAI YAI YAI!!!!!

5) A terrorist says what?
A) Screw you!
B) What?