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May 23, 2009

5 things that I officially declare flowers so that I don't have to clear them out of the garden.

1. Clover
2. Dandelions
3. Dead leaves from last fall
4. Fast food wrappers
5. Angry opossums


  1. See now fast food wrappers should be collected immediately upon disposal of the person dropping it, then saved until you see that person again, and then shove it up their nose. ;)

  2. We have a lovely perennial in our back yard.

    Poopus Dogshitious.

    Quite aromatic.

  3. Lady S: If that were a job, I'd apply even if it meant a pay cut.

    Earl: Every once in a while I come home to a vaseful of them sitting near my back door.

  4. AMEN!!! I'd also like to nominate as official bird - Mosquito gigantus