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May 13, 2009

6 reasonable excuses for Carrie Prejean's underaged panty-only photographs.

1. My dog ate my blouse.
2. I define marriage as a union between a man and a topless model.
3. I can't be certain how many people have sneaked a picture of me while I was changing or adjusting my clothes. (This is a paraphrase of what she actually said. For me, I can be certain the number is zero.)
4. Boobs are a central aspect of my Christianity. (That would make her a Boobtist.)
5. Donald Trump says that in today's world it's normal for there to be topless photos of beautiful women so who are you to argue with him? Are you saying he doesn't understand normal?
6. Freedom of speech also protects my boobs' right to speak their minds and they say, "Look at me, fellas!"


  1. LOL!

    I always want to comment but I never know what to say - you crack me up, that's all.

  2. Amber: I never know what to say when I post so comment away.

  3. I support her breasts. Even though they stand up and don't need support. But I could be there, as a friend.

  4. JT: I'm sure she'll be happy to know you'd be willing to lend a hand

  5. If I show off my boobs, maybe they'll forget all the stupid things I've said. Yeah, okay, click away Mr. Photographer.

    Nice list.

  6. I'm sorry, I've been sitting here intending to respond but all I can think of are unicorn boobs.