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May 18, 2009

A new season of The Bachelorette or barbeque - you decide.

1. meat rub
2. sauced
3. hard wood
4. finger lickin' good
5. careful or you'll get burned
6. hot dog
7. pulled pork
8. hot tub (foil pan of beer for your brats or a simmering cauldron of STDs?)
9. unrealistic expectations based upon a quiet sense of self-destructive desperation.


  1. Going with my id here: I responded to this post with hunger of a digestive system sort, so I passed your little rorschach test.

  2. Did I hear someone say "chicken breasts"?