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June 6, 2009

6 snippets of conversation from our summer family picnic.

1. There was a constant supply of bitches . . .
2. Socks are for Cheetos finger cheese residue . . .
3. Oh no, he peed on your truck . . .
4. Hey, Kate, I need a naked lady in here . . .
5. He pooped in the car on the way down . . .
6. They were putting an IV in and blood starteded squirting everywhere. At that point I was asked to leave the room . . .

2 comments:

  1. Sounds almost like my old family reunions...

    Without the mention of beer, duct tape, and ex-husbands in the same sentence of course..that remains a strict family tradition.

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  2. Man, between you an nipsy, you've had some cool reunions ..!

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