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August 17, 2009

Top ten leading ladies of the past decade

Jeve wondered who today's Top Ten might be so here's my shot:

1. Sandra Bullock (ok)
2. Meryl Streep (ok)
3. Renee Zellweger (Spongebob Scrunchface)
4. Angelina Jolie (meh)
5. Jessica Alba (she would be great in those Old Navy mannequin commercials)
6. Jennifer Aniston (I think she makes movies in between topless magazine covers and articles about how much she misses Brad.)
7. Keira Knightly (she does not have an eating disorder)
8. Cameron Diaz (she's her own biggest fan)
9. Scarlett Johansson (she's got some big talents)
10. Dakota Fanning (more talented than almost all of these ladies)


  1. I don't think you've ever had a more TRUE list. #8--TOTALLY agree. My favorite in this list is Streep.

  2. Michael: You may appreciate this. As I was researching to make sure who was actually popular instead of who I'm supposed to think is popular (yes, I'm talking to you Jessica Biel) I discovered that one of the top box-office ladies of the past 10 years is . . . . .Julie Andrews.

  3. AMEN on your comments re: #3 & #7! Re: 9, I think my husband agrees with you! Not a Kate Hepburn in the stack.