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September 20, 2009

5 key elements of Julie Roberts appeal.

1. Her chicklet teeth.
2. Her dead soulless eyes.
3. Her Heath-Ledger-Joker mouth.
4. Her wooden acting style.
5. The fact that she rarely makes movies anymore.


  1. Let's hope #5 continues. For me, that is the biggest key to her appeal.

  2. If she would just not make movies or talk about how wonderful she is, I'd be her biggest fan.