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October 3, 2009

Marie Claire listed the reasons men give for dumping women, but they missted these.

1. You got fat.
2. My World of Warcraft team deserves my full attention.
3. Remember that time you bent down and accidentally farted . . .
4. Sundays are not for antiquing
5. You need a check up from the neck up
6. Have you seen yourself in really bright light?
7. I was fine with fat but it's gotten out of hand and I can't date a woman unless I can carry her out of a burning building. It's a safety issue.
8. You've got the olds.
9. But I was drunk.
10. I was prepared for the fact that you'd end up looking like your mom but you're starting to look like your dad.


  1. Nos. 7 & 9 are so droll. Might have to do some 'fan fiction' to those two!

  2. Mark and Jeff, feel free to use these or any variation for personal use. They are also effective ways to quit a job or to get out of a bowling league.