1. The grass is greener on my side of the fence.
2. My future is hope-ier even without my regular tequila "enhancement"
3. I've received a billion dollars to put unemployed lesbian ecologists to work weatherstripping Planned Parenthood offices.
4. Household unemployment rate at a staggering 60%. Stupid lay-about pets ruining our economic indicators.
5. My package is stimulated.
2. My future is hope-ier even without my regular tequila "enhancement"
3. I've received a billion dollars to put unemployed lesbian ecologists to work weatherstripping Planned Parenthood offices.
4. Household unemployment rate at a staggering 60%. Stupid lay-about pets ruining our economic indicators.
5. My package is stimulated.
