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February 17, 2009

As long as you're stuck watching a chick flick, here are 5 ways to make them more watchable.

1. Add super-intelligent apes who have set their simian sights on global geopolitical domination.
2. Barack Obama. He can fix anything.
3. Male lead's debilitating disease is miraculously cured before the first plot point so that the rest of the movie can focus on Wolverine fighting robots.
4. Boobs
5. Matthew McConaughey role played by Alien. Kate Hudson role played by Predator.

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