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June 5, 2009

5 sounds I'd prefer my body not make.

1. My right shoulder snaps like a large stick has been broken.
2. My knees sound like broken glass and sand when I squat.
3. My nose snores loud enough to wake me.
4. My guts gurgle from too many bean-based dinners (nope, not a vegan just like my beans.)
5. My mouth insists on saying stupid things.

6 comments:

  1. I enjoy long walks on bread crums.

    Ugh, there's goes my mouth saying stupid things.

    "Chris is Starving!"

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  2. You have just described everyone who lives here at
    "Boca Del Vista", especially me.

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  3. In bed I'd prefer my body not scream out, "Oh Darlene!" My wife's name is Maria. I'm here all week folks.

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  4. My left knee plays "Ode to Joy" if I cross it over my right leg. Weird.

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  5. That is wild, seeing someone wake themselves up from snoring ... I hate when my body makes the sound that sounds like, 'please, just take my wallet and don't shoot ... but if you do, shoot the girl ..!'

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  6. ...in number 4, as long as it's just noise and no accompanying scents, I don't think anyone around you would mind. LOL!

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